Appearing as a panelist on John Mulaney's experimental live Netflix show, John Waters quickly became the center of attention, especially when the conversation turned to his hometown. Host John Mulaney playfully suggested that living in Baltimore was 'technically a squat,' prompting a vigorous defense from Waters.
He pushed back against Mulaney's comparison to Detroit, emphasizing Baltimore's positive attributes, particularly its affordability fostering a creative scene ('still cheap enough to have a Bohemia') and the potential for neighborhood revitalization ('still bad neighborhoods gay people can take over'). Waters has a history of defending the city, notably countering negative remarks made by Donald Trump in 2019.
The Baltimore connection deepened when comedian Stavros Halkias, also from Baltimore, joined the panel. Their exchange highlighted local spots like Club Charles (affectionately nicknamed 'Club Chuck') and the Greektown neighborhood. Waters reminisced about a now-closed lesbian bar there, 'The Port in the Storm,' which he claimed terrified Blondie singer Debbie Harry. Halkias shared his own link to Baltimore lore, revealing his mother worked at a restaurant featured in Season 2 of 'The Wire.'
Beyond Baltimore talk, the episode's theme was 'Squatters.' Waters contributed characteristically unique stories, recalling dating an anarchist who preferred squatting to sleeping legally and mentioning a friend whose job involves paying squatters ('Cash for Keys') to vacate properties – a concept Waters found amusingly scam-like. He also confirmed the presence of an electric chair prop in his home's front hall, adding 'a certain edge.'
Throughout the appearance, Waters maintained his signature blend of wit, rebellion, and surprising good manners, embodying the unique spirit he champions in Baltimore itself.